The United States of Hard Rock N Roll is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by President Chris Kennedy with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 17.421 billion Rockers enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Las Vegas. The average income tax rate is 10.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hard Rock N Rollian economy, worth a remarkable 5,377 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 308,654 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Heavily subsidised Hard Rock N Rollian baskets litter the streets of Balder, the moral worth of national allies is judged by their GDP, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, and criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program. Crime is totally unknown. Hard Rock N Roll's national animal is the great white shark, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Hard Rock N Roll is ranked 13,710^th in the world and 823^rd in Balder for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 9,653.82 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.